8.10.06 - The Kid Is Not Hot Tonite
Took a 200 mile border hop--South Dakota, into Wyoming, past Devil's Tower, sacred to American Indians as a site of worship, so what did we do? Deed it to a white-eye, who later sold it to the park service--now the original owners have to pay to get in & pray. 10 miles north of DT, is sleepy little Hulett, trying hard to cast off an old biker tradition, called, "No Panties Wednesday"--Hulett (pop 439) Town Council, passed a "No Nudity" ordinance. TRAGIC LOSS: Imagine a trampoline, w/pantiless bouncing, uncovered...babes...OMIGOD. Flesh olympics are cool-bikers have fun-nobody gets hurt--We DEMAND an America where trampolines are LEGAL. A 3'x6' (freshly posted) official sign at the town limit, welcomes bikers by stating that the following are ILLEGAL: 1) Public Nudity 2) Solicitation of Public Nudity 3) Reckless Driving, Burnouts 4) DUI 5) Posess Illegal Substances. In other words: NO FUN ALLOWED, YOU ASSHOLES! A church social, without the strawberry shortcake. As we blasted south to Sundance, thousands of bikers, mixed in with at least a dozen State, County, and Local patrol cars, marked, unmarked, all headed for Hulett...which was packed when we left...we need backup...call the...Nipple Patrol! Leave quickly, to avoid a possible blemish on our permanent record!
Shadows grew long, and the creators of metal, Blue Oyster Cult, played a decent set for enthusiastic fans, followed by Kid Rock. Attendance figures for Lynyrd Skynyrd and Kid Rock were probably close, but Sknyrd edged him out by few thousand. Being up against Tom Petty was rough. Kid looked like hell. Maybe he didn't feel well, or had been partying too hard, or mabyeeee..it's life with Pam. Kid was off maybe 20%. Also off, the tops of hundreds of pretty girls, lifting their tops for Kid, and for any and all. To find the action, look around for the strobe effect from dozens of flashing digital cameras. Waist up nudity, everywhere, out of control. Yeah, I took a few shots just to make sure my digital camera was in good working order for the Rat's Hole custom cycle show. ABM has never been in the presence of so many fun bags. God, I love this place.
Random Items: (1) Two South Dakota Highway Patrol cars have cornered an alleged drug-carrying couple, sitting on the ground, bbq grill, tent, vacation items spread out in back of their ride. Meanwhile, a half mile up the road, a third state patrol suv is parked in the median, waiting for the drug dog to relieve himself of a major dukey attack. (2) Fatal stabbing on a Sturgis shuttle bus: Two fifty-year olds got into it after one tipped over a beer--stabbed....in the neck, over a two buck beer...reportedly, several witnesses observed the neandrathal..
Overheard downtown: ....We're going to see..."The Heads". (Mount Rushmore).
Shadows grew long, and the creators of metal, Blue Oyster Cult, played a decent set for enthusiastic fans, followed by Kid Rock. Attendance figures for Lynyrd Skynyrd and Kid Rock were probably close, but Sknyrd edged him out by few thousand. Being up against Tom Petty was rough. Kid looked like hell. Maybe he didn't feel well, or had been partying too hard, or mabyeeee..it's life with Pam. Kid was off maybe 20%. Also off, the tops of hundreds of pretty girls, lifting their tops for Kid, and for any and all. To find the action, look around for the strobe effect from dozens of flashing digital cameras. Waist up nudity, everywhere, out of control. Yeah, I took a few shots just to make sure my digital camera was in good working order for the Rat's Hole custom cycle show. ABM has never been in the presence of so many fun bags. God, I love this place.
Random Items: (1) Two South Dakota Highway Patrol cars have cornered an alleged drug-carrying couple, sitting on the ground, bbq grill, tent, vacation items spread out in back of their ride. Meanwhile, a half mile up the road, a third state patrol suv is parked in the median, waiting for the drug dog to relieve himself of a major dukey attack. (2) Fatal stabbing on a Sturgis shuttle bus: Two fifty-year olds got into it after one tipped over a beer--stabbed....in the neck, over a two buck beer...reportedly, several witnesses observed the neandrathal..
Overheard downtown: ....We're going to see..."The Heads". (Mount Rushmore).
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