Daytona Bike Week 2008-Mid Rally Disfunction

Police Blotter:

(Don't Taze Me, Man!)

Police target adult nite clubs:

In search of public nudity at establishments where alcohol is served, cops busted at three places. Gee, nudity & drinking.. imagine that?

DUI Checkpoint detainees asked for "DNA Swab":

Is our world getting weirder, or is it just me? Cops set up in south Daytona along Nova road, busting for equipment infractions & DUI, asking those stopped to submit to a DNA swab! (Daytona serial killer). Most of us would be really suprised to find out the killer is also a biker..we simply have better things to do, ya know?

DUH...DUH...DUH-Freakkin' DUH!

Once again, proving you don't have to be a sheep to get fleeced, one northern dude lost 12,000 dollars to several dudes behind a motel on Palm Coast, just up the slab from Daytona. One scammer told the dude he'd just won sixty grand in the lotto, & asked DUH if he had any money... The rest is history.. no, there are no leads.. DUH!

Training Wheels Biker Crashes at the White Eagle:

And now the stuff we hate... Five Bike Week fatalities as of today, all in Volusia (Daytona's) county. One person, who we feel sorry for, but refuse to call a "biker", riding with....(and we are not making this up..) TRAINING WHEELS, was struck by a northbound vehicle when he pulled into traffic at the intersection of US1/Old Dixie Highway, in front of the White Eagle. ABM has warned it's listeners many times about this dangerous intersection, situated right on a sharp, banked bend on US1. However, anyone needing TRAINING WHEELS in order to operate a 650 pound motorcycle doesn't belong on the road. Riding aids of this type, which give newbies a false sense of security should not be offered for sale. He'll have plenty of time in rehab to re-think the four-wheel thing..