August in Florida? Forget It!
Gotta Cut Back A Few Inches o' Whiskers..Man, It's Hot!
The neighbors think we're having a "cool spell". They're crazy. After spending the past 3 weeks riding in the Rockies, 38 degree nights, 73 degree days, 10-15% humidty, Florida is killing your faithful servant. Some cool spell. ABM remembers why we n-e-v-e-r return until well after the first of September. Blame this year's August return on the economy. We didn't get a bailout, so we bailed out of Colorado early. Big mistake. Where is that pair of sissors?
Billy Lane Gets 6 Years:
With no tv, no phone, and wifi you had to ride 45 miles to reach, the isolation of the San Juan mountain range provided little more than the gas station's tabloid's coverage of Sarah Palin's divorce. (Saw that comming on like a train in the night). It's been almost three years since famed bike builder Billy Lane crossed Florida double yellow lines, & was involved in a fatal dui. The judge gave him all the prosecutor asked for, 6 years, with good time, he could be out in less than half that time, but the worst, the absolute worst, was having to give up his driver's license for good. Can you imagine never again being able to legally ride your motorcycle?
Again..
Thinking about comming down from up north to visit Florida in August? ARE YOU NUTS??!!
The neighbors think we're having a "cool spell". They're crazy. After spending the past 3 weeks riding in the Rockies, 38 degree nights, 73 degree days, 10-15% humidty, Florida is killing your faithful servant. Some cool spell. ABM remembers why we n-e-v-e-r return until well after the first of September. Blame this year's August return on the economy. We didn't get a bailout, so we bailed out of Colorado early. Big mistake. Where is that pair of sissors?
Billy Lane Gets 6 Years:
With no tv, no phone, and wifi you had to ride 45 miles to reach, the isolation of the San Juan mountain range provided little more than the gas station's tabloid's coverage of Sarah Palin's divorce. (Saw that comming on like a train in the night). It's been almost three years since famed bike builder Billy Lane crossed Florida double yellow lines, & was involved in a fatal dui. The judge gave him all the prosecutor asked for, 6 years, with good time, he could be out in less than half that time, but the worst, the absolute worst, was having to give up his driver's license for good. Can you imagine never again being able to legally ride your motorcycle?
Again..
Thinking about comming down from up north to visit Florida in August? ARE YOU NUTS??!!
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