Getting Hitched in Sturgis?? ABM makes it easy to give up half of everything you own..

(1)  What's it going to cost us?  $40.00

(2)  Where?  Sturgis-1425 Sherman St (next 2 the library). 605-347-3930
                   (valid id required, no blood test)
(3)  Why?  Because we bikers have every right to be as miserable as non bikers!
                (it's a joke..ha ha..)

(4)  Pop the top on a bottle of cheap champagne, stick a candle in a donut,
      consumate..