ABM's Missing Fried Chicken Leg!

Don't Mess Up Yer Leg This Weekend!

Use common sense. Don't ride while wearing cutoffs, swimsuit, shorts, or risk the inside of your right leg becomming a slab of deep fried chicken. Wearing leathers or jeans works wonders when it comes to preventing painful pipe burns. Sure, you may think you can remember that hot exhaust pipe each time you climb aboard your steed, but sooner or later, you'll forget, and if that moment occurs this holiday weekend, you're wearing cutoffs, you'll be carrying a little momento on the inside of your leg until October! Fried chicken legs are for eating!

Got all ten toes? Ride barefoot, or with flip flops, and you may go missing one or two of 'em.

Have a great loooonnnng riding weekend. Safety first!