"...And A 40% Chance of Falling Iguanas?"
Weird Science?
..You live in Dade county (Miami), commute daily on your mc. A strange thing happened on the way out of the driveway this morning..you were slapped in the head by a.. Falling Iguana!
Unless you're stacking cases of brew into a walk in frig', chances are good you won't be seeing 40 degrees too often down there. When the outside air reaches a low of exactly 40, a strange thing happens to Iguanas. Most life functions shut down, and they go into a coma like trance. If they happen to be hanging out in a tree, their fave spot to chill, (yes, pun intended!), temp drops to 40 degrees while you're tooling along on your bike, there's a 40% chance you'll be having Iguana Kabobs for dinner!
(not to worry.. when the sun comes up, the little (and not so little) suckers come back to life).
..You live in Dade county (Miami), commute daily on your mc. A strange thing happened on the way out of the driveway this morning..you were slapped in the head by a.. Falling Iguana!
Unless you're stacking cases of brew into a walk in frig', chances are good you won't be seeing 40 degrees too often down there. When the outside air reaches a low of exactly 40, a strange thing happens to Iguanas. Most life functions shut down, and they go into a coma like trance. If they happen to be hanging out in a tree, their fave spot to chill, (yes, pun intended!), temp drops to 40 degrees while you're tooling along on your bike, there's a 40% chance you'll be having Iguana Kabobs for dinner!
(not to worry.. when the sun comes up, the little (and not so little) suckers come back to life).
posted by americanbikerminute at 4:56 AM
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