Hey Orkin Man...You Suck!
Pest Control Company Rags On Sport Bikers:
Commercial shows especially gross human-size termite face down the pest control dude. He gives it a shot of nasty chemicals, & the bug blasts off, doing wheelies on a blue sport bike. Orkin hates sport bikers, so we hate Orkin.
Why should ABM care? We don't own a sport bike.
An attack on one of us, is an attack on all of us. Obviously, someone at the brain-dead Orkin ad agency is a hater. Some other inbred pig gut sucking moron far up the food chain at Orkin Pest Control thought it'd be cool to rag on the bikers. ABM doesn't care what you ride, as long as it's a motorcycle. Seeing this stupid commercial hacked me off just as much as last summer's McDonald's anti-chopper commercial. For these attacks, both companies suck. I wouldn't do biz with Orkin if my entire house was crumbling from an attack by those wood munchers, and the last time I was in a McDonald's it was only to use the bathroom. Orkin's too expensive anyhow. This prime example of a corporation going out of their way to inflame the public against bikers is a good excuse to do business with someone else.
Hey, motorcycle hating Orkin, YOU SUCK.
Commercial shows especially gross human-size termite face down the pest control dude. He gives it a shot of nasty chemicals, & the bug blasts off, doing wheelies on a blue sport bike. Orkin hates sport bikers, so we hate Orkin.
Why should ABM care? We don't own a sport bike.
An attack on one of us, is an attack on all of us. Obviously, someone at the brain-dead Orkin ad agency is a hater. Some other inbred pig gut sucking moron far up the food chain at Orkin Pest Control thought it'd be cool to rag on the bikers. ABM doesn't care what you ride, as long as it's a motorcycle. Seeing this stupid commercial hacked me off just as much as last summer's McDonald's anti-chopper commercial. For these attacks, both companies suck. I wouldn't do biz with Orkin if my entire house was crumbling from an attack by those wood munchers, and the last time I was in a McDonald's it was only to use the bathroom. Orkin's too expensive anyhow. This prime example of a corporation going out of their way to inflame the public against bikers is a good excuse to do business with someone else.
Hey, motorcycle hating Orkin, YOU SUCK.
posted by americanbikerminute at 8:53 AM
1 Comments:
What makes you think there doggin on street bikers? I personally think its funny as shit! Termite poppin a wheelie! Lol this is a great commercial saved on my dvr. I think your just being to sensitive about it. Prolly cause you can't pull one up and a damn pest can! Lol haha have a nice day sir.
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