Hog Dealer Belly Up? Outlaws vs Cops? Drunken Migratory Birds? It's all in a Daytona Day..
Outlaws vs local Police:
Media outlets cover as local cops converge on the new "Outlaw" mc's clubhouse, which welcomes Outlaw bro's from far away during bike week. Police have established a briefing area right across the street from the clubhouse.
Now here's where it gets weird:
Tv stations went throughout the neighborhood, from home to home, asking residents if they wanted the bikers gone, and to a person, they all said the club had enabled them to take back their street. Residents from all walks of life say their street is tranquil, and crime has disappeared since the motorcycle dudes moved in. No more smashed car windows, no prostitution, no muggings. More than one went on camera to say the Outlaws moving in down the street is the best thing since sliced bread. Cops say the club dabbles in crime, and they must be stopped. ABM reports. You be the judge.
ABM's Streetwise Reporter Hears the B-i-g Rumor...Chapter 13? Say it ain't so!
Imagine the world's largest HD dealer scrambling to shield their assets from creditors? Look up the definition of Chap/13. Not a pretty sight. We keep trying to distance ourselves from this unconfirmed story, but the rumors grind on every day, saying the plant will announce after bike week is over, so we ain't saying what dealer it is.. You're smart enough to know, anyway. Expect the big news after next week.
Drunken Birds? (Birds exhibiting "biker behaviour")
Does it seem like lately, bikers are pretty much normal, while the rest of the world is insane?
Example: Robins, Purple Grackles, etc, stocking up on fresh palm tree berries are reportedly DWF!!! (Drunk While Flying). Due to the extreme temp changes of this winter, the Cabbage palm tree fruit, which looks like little black berries, and hangs from the top of the palms, has fermented. As we well know, fermentation may produce a little "buzz" for those who imbibe, and now our little feathered friends are becoming what they normally eat...bar flies! Still too cold to continue on up north, for now, the little beggars are trying to fatten up for the fly home, but wind up getting drunk, and staggering around the campground. It's funny as hell, and after dark, in the campground, and the bikes are put up for the evening, it's hard to tell 'em from one of us..
Off to a sleepy start this morning, but we expect lots of locals to join the party beginning today. With a temp warm up into the seventies this weekend, the party is on! We're almost afraid to mention to the snowbirds that next week the cold breaks, and we get back into the eighties.. For now, the wind has settled down, and it's actually pretty nice outside.
Media outlets cover as local cops converge on the new "Outlaw" mc's clubhouse, which welcomes Outlaw bro's from far away during bike week. Police have established a briefing area right across the street from the clubhouse.
Now here's where it gets weird:
Tv stations went throughout the neighborhood, from home to home, asking residents if they wanted the bikers gone, and to a person, they all said the club had enabled them to take back their street. Residents from all walks of life say their street is tranquil, and crime has disappeared since the motorcycle dudes moved in. No more smashed car windows, no prostitution, no muggings. More than one went on camera to say the Outlaws moving in down the street is the best thing since sliced bread. Cops say the club dabbles in crime, and they must be stopped. ABM reports. You be the judge.
ABM's Streetwise Reporter Hears the B-i-g Rumor...Chapter 13? Say it ain't so!
Imagine the world's largest HD dealer scrambling to shield their assets from creditors? Look up the definition of Chap/13. Not a pretty sight. We keep trying to distance ourselves from this unconfirmed story, but the rumors grind on every day, saying the plant will announce after bike week is over, so we ain't saying what dealer it is.. You're smart enough to know, anyway. Expect the big news after next week.
Drunken Birds? (Birds exhibiting "biker behaviour")
Does it seem like lately, bikers are pretty much normal, while the rest of the world is insane?
Example: Robins, Purple Grackles, etc, stocking up on fresh palm tree berries are reportedly DWF!!! (Drunk While Flying). Due to the extreme temp changes of this winter, the Cabbage palm tree fruit, which looks like little black berries, and hangs from the top of the palms, has fermented. As we well know, fermentation may produce a little "buzz" for those who imbibe, and now our little feathered friends are becoming what they normally eat...bar flies! Still too cold to continue on up north, for now, the little beggars are trying to fatten up for the fly home, but wind up getting drunk, and staggering around the campground. It's funny as hell, and after dark, in the campground, and the bikes are put up for the evening, it's hard to tell 'em from one of us..
Off to a sleepy start this morning, but we expect lots of locals to join the party beginning today. With a temp warm up into the seventies this weekend, the party is on! We're almost afraid to mention to the snowbirds that next week the cold breaks, and we get back into the eighties.. For now, the wind has settled down, and it's actually pretty nice outside.
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