Spots On My Jeans, Blame the Chinese!
Daytona Biketoberfest, 2009:
Splattered jeans. Too close to the puddin' wrestlin' last night. Everywhere, walls, floor, and me. After three hours of free drinks, the girls were hot to go at it. Winner grabbed a handful of the stuff, toasted us, and ate. Imagine waking up next to that this morning? Only in Daytona. Across Speedway Boulevard, great wet tee show at Wild Wings. Packed joint.
Bikers are such perv's.
China Sucks!
First they poison our pets with toxic food. Next, we lose homeowner's insurance because of their crappy dry wall. Now: Buy 5 of their cheap sleeping bag air matteresses, you'd think 4 would work. Not. I got two survivors out of five, and one of them is on life support. Last night at 3 am, it my thumb was on the big red button, I'd have NUKED 'EM!
Glad to Be Here:
Bikers from the great white north. It's been in the 80's & 90's all week. Only got wet once so far, and that was at the exact moment the last sleeping bag was thrown into the tent's front door. Talk about luck. With all the snow up north, bikers are happy to be here, rain or shine, and it's been 90% shine. Tmw and Sunday will bring the nice cool weather, extra sun, and low humidity....Party on, Garth!
Splattered jeans. Too close to the puddin' wrestlin' last night. Everywhere, walls, floor, and me. After three hours of free drinks, the girls were hot to go at it. Winner grabbed a handful of the stuff, toasted us, and ate. Imagine waking up next to that this morning? Only in Daytona. Across Speedway Boulevard, great wet tee show at Wild Wings. Packed joint.
Bikers are such perv's.
China Sucks!
First they poison our pets with toxic food. Next, we lose homeowner's insurance because of their crappy dry wall. Now: Buy 5 of their cheap sleeping bag air matteresses, you'd think 4 would work. Not. I got two survivors out of five, and one of them is on life support. Last night at 3 am, it my thumb was on the big red button, I'd have NUKED 'EM!
Glad to Be Here:
Bikers from the great white north. It's been in the 80's & 90's all week. Only got wet once so far, and that was at the exact moment the last sleeping bag was thrown into the tent's front door. Talk about luck. With all the snow up north, bikers are happy to be here, rain or shine, and it's been 90% shine. Tmw and Sunday will bring the nice cool weather, extra sun, and low humidity....Party on, Garth!
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