Live Up North? Want a Good Laugh? Read This!
Major Florida City On "Snowflake Watch"
Media outlets in this Florida city of over a million residents successfully worked up the audience into a seasonal lather! Every available reporter is out in the dark, on "snowflake watch", as a passing cold front blows over town. Problem is, when the remotes were scheduled yesterday, nobody guessed the temperature would be a balmy 46 degrees before daybreak today. Equally comical, people who are freaking out, because the city "has only one sand truck".
(like we need two?)
ABM guarantee: Better half's day off. If it ain't raining, (or "snow flaking"), she'll be out on the Harley soon as rush hour is over.
What an animal!
Doesn't she know we're on "Snowflake Watch?"
Media outlets in this Florida city of over a million residents successfully worked up the audience into a seasonal lather! Every available reporter is out in the dark, on "snowflake watch", as a passing cold front blows over town. Problem is, when the remotes were scheduled yesterday, nobody guessed the temperature would be a balmy 46 degrees before daybreak today. Equally comical, people who are freaking out, because the city "has only one sand truck".
(like we need two?)
ABM guarantee: Better half's day off. If it ain't raining, (or "snow flaking"), she'll be out on the Harley soon as rush hour is over.
What an animal!
Doesn't she know we're on "Snowflake Watch?"
posted by americanbikerminute at 4:27 AM
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