Hookers at the Gate? Really?? Yes, "Really".

This morning's top 5 Ponte Vedra Beach unbelievable

Tiger Woods Observations:

(i live here, i should know!)

(5) County, Town stuck with security mega bill. (you couldn't do this in Orlando?)

(4) That the hotel was hosting a dentist convention at the time of "confession".

(3) You have one billion dollars, enough to pay off anyone with a camera!

(2) Tearful ending? Omg... Emmy territory.

...and the number one unbelievable TW observation this morning...?

(1) West Palm Beach Hookers waiting at the TPC gate to "Welcome Tiger"!

If you feel sorry for this dude, I feel sorry for you. Get a life.

Throw out your golf clubs & buy a motorcycle.