It's... "Pon--Tee--Vee-Drah Beach"..Hide the Waitresses!

Thanks, Tiger...

For bringing a phalanx of reporters from around the world to my little corner of the universe. Forget the eateries, we probably won't be able to find an available gas pump on this side of town. Come Friday morning, we'll hide the waitresses, videographers, and some of the tv anchors, so you won't be tempted. Mr. Woods, you couldn't have done this in Orlando?

Toyota Corolla, or Adam Corolla?

What's the difference? The first one ain't much fun to own, and the second has never been funny.


Slow Warm up for Daytona Bike Week?

Local citizens are absolutely giddy over the prospect of two straight days of nearly 70 degrees, our normal winter temp in these parts. Wx prognosticators warn that it's only a temporary warm up, we say, "ya gotta believe". Anything beats yesterday's 44 degree ride. One hour out on the bike with no windshield, equated to 15 minutes in front of the kitchen oven's open door.

8 Days until Daytona Bike Week 2010.

We promise to get off our duff & post necessary eating, partying, and overnight info within the next few days!