Biker Beware - "Land Of A Thousand Parties"
ABM's Stayin' Off Th' Roads...
86/sunny/hot/dusty...Your faithful servant is out on the deck, bbq'in a whole fryer, and a fresh pork picnic ham. Between us and the cat, we'll devour most of the chicken bbq. The picnic goes down by the river, to the 50th birthday celebration of "Scary Larry", local motorcycle repair savant, born exactly 50 years ago, on this day, Halloween. 100 of his closest bros are dropping by to salute the dude who keeps 'em runnin'. If he can't find a part, he'll make one with a metal lathe, micrometer, and/or a cutting torch.
On the byways for now:
To refer to this bash as..the "World's Largest Cocktail Party", is no longer PC, but when was ABM ever known for being politically correct? Authorities are attempting to play down the party atmosphere.. good luck on that. Fans here in large numbers, soaking up sun, having a little to sip, and generally filling up every restaurant, diner, bar, bistro and club as the Florida/Georgia game takes over this city. Bikers, you're cleared to ride.. but only until the game ends. When that happens, you want to be safely ensconsed, at one of a thousand parties.
86/sunny/hot/dusty...Your faithful servant is out on the deck, bbq'in a whole fryer, and a fresh pork picnic ham. Between us and the cat, we'll devour most of the chicken bbq. The picnic goes down by the river, to the 50th birthday celebration of "Scary Larry", local motorcycle repair savant, born exactly 50 years ago, on this day, Halloween. 100 of his closest bros are dropping by to salute the dude who keeps 'em runnin'. If he can't find a part, he'll make one with a metal lathe, micrometer, and/or a cutting torch.
On the byways for now:
To refer to this bash as..the "World's Largest Cocktail Party", is no longer PC, but when was ABM ever known for being politically correct? Authorities are attempting to play down the party atmosphere.. good luck on that. Fans here in large numbers, soaking up sun, having a little to sip, and generally filling up every restaurant, diner, bar, bistro and club as the Florida/Georgia game takes over this city. Bikers, you're cleared to ride.. but only until the game ends. When that happens, you want to be safely ensconsed, at one of a thousand parties.
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